Just great. In order to be a "success" I have to move to the valley

So today, as always, I'm reading techcrunch. And Mike Arrington 'splains that in order to be successful and get acquired, a startup is better off in Silicon Valley.

He could be right on those terms, but here are some reasons why I'm never moving there:

1. I'm successful enough here already, damnit!

2. My home is here in my home state (FL), just like thousands of other techies live all over the country.

3. Our business already makes money and is profitable! Damnit!

4. Its too expensive in the Valley, Damnit!

5. And Damnit! Talent is not restricted to the Valley.

So there, those are my five reasons. So although I love the egotistical bastard that is Mike Arrington, I ain't moving to the valley, Damnit!